ISSUE NO. 18 // MIRACULOUS CURE-ALLS

To jump start the new year, I’m sharing a collection of medical advice. Consult your doctor or your own common sense before implementing any of these cures.

Thank you for being here. Here’s to a healthy and happy 2023!

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Presidential Doodler


Asthma

asthma cure: black coffee and cigars

Theodore Roosevelt’s doctor prescribed coffee and cigars to treat his asthma when he was a child. Roosevelt also decided to double-down on weight training and exercise to grow stronger.

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Cancer

Ulysses Grant's medicinal cocaine

Ulysses S. Grant was treated with cocaine. The bottle is on display at Grant Cottage.

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Depression

Between the pressures of being POTUS and being a father, John Quincy Adams suffered from depression. His doctor advised him to "doff the world aside and bid it pass; to cast off as much as possible all cares public and private and vegetate myself into a healthier condition.”

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“Fatigue, overstrain, and nervous illness”

Kellogg's Battle Creek Sanitarium

Harding checked himself into J.H. Kellogg, MD’s Battle Creek Sanitarium a handful of times. What he thought was fatigue (etc.) may have been an undiagnosed heart condition. The “stool samples, vegetarian concoctions, electric baths, and laughing as therapy” didn’t help his condition.

Side note: after his best friend was struck by tragedy (his 2-year-old died), Harding checked him into Battle Creek Sanitarium. Then began a 15-year affair with his friend’s wife, Carrie Phillips.

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Heart disease

It wasn’t until 1934 that American cardiologists organized for the first time. Cardiology was just a baby profession when FDR was diagnosed with acute congestive heart failure a decade later. His doctor only wanted FDR to work four hours a day. Leader of the free world… during a global war? Part-time gig? Probably not.

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Magical cure-all: bloodletting

At one point, it was believed that bloodletting could cure basically anything. Including bleeding. Not even kidding. (Listen to this Sawbones episode if you want to know more.)

When John Quincy Adams accidentally exploded a gun in his face whilst demonstrating how to be manly to his sons, leeches were used to suck out the extra blood and mend his injuries.

Zachary Taylor was the last president to endure bloodletting

Zachary Taylor was the last president to endure it.

A half century before, 40% of George Washington’s blood was removed in an effort to save his life. Shockingly, it didn’t kill him. Not immediately, anyhow. (I shared step-by-step instructions on how to resurrect a dead president in a previous post, if you need a refresher.)

Side note: after he was shot, Ronald Reagan lost more than half his blood. The doctors didn’t perform bloodletting. But I think it’s interesting that Washington lost 40% and Reagan lost more than 50%, so I’m letting you know.

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Pneumonia

Benjamin Harrison pneumonia cure

A probably-not-at-all-qualified random person advised Benjamin Harrison to consume six to ten onions as part of a weird concoction to cure his pneumonia.

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Stroke

Woodrow Wilson's doctor prescribed golf and horseback riding

Woodrow Wilson’s doctor / best friend prescribed golf and horseback riding. Seems legit.

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Urinary tract blockage

Painful blockage? Clear it out with a whale bone, like founding father Gouverneur Morris! Just jam it right up in there. That should do the trick probably.

Listen to Gouverneur Morris and the Vampire of Bizarre for more cringy information. (This “I’ve got a bone to pick with you” shirt is perfection. Horrible, horrible perfection.)

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Weight loss

Lady Bird's snack

To maintain her weight, Lady Bird Johnson watered down her wine and enjoyed just a few kernels of popcorn. Just reading that sentence makes me sad.

Taft golfed for weight loss

President Taft’s weight yo-yoed quite a bit, depending on stress. He lost a bunch of weight when he started working for President Theodore Roosevelt… but gained it when he became president himself. After landing his dream job (Supreme Court justice), he lost it again.

To lose weight, Taft golfed all the damned time… which annoyed the crap out of Roosevelt. Maybe if Taft had a doctor/bestie prescribing golf (like Wilson did), the incessant golfing wouldn’t have gotten under Roosevelt’s skin as much.

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The doodles and cures in this post were inspired by the following books:

  • The Rise of Theodore Roosevelt, by Edmund Morris

  • John Quincy Adams: A Public Life, a Private Life, by Paul C. Nagel
    Warren G. Harding, by John W. Dean

  • The Daughters of Yalta: The Churchills, Roosevelts, and Harrimans: A Story of Love and War, by Catherine Grace Katz

  • The President is Dead! The Extraordinary Stories of Presidential Deaths, Final Days, Burials, and Beyond, by Louis Picone

  • Dutch: A Memoir of Ronald Reagan, by Edmund Morris

  • First Women: The Grace and Power of America's Modern First Ladies, by Kate Andersen Brower

  • William Howard Taft: An Intimate History, by Judith Icke Anderson

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Heather Rogers, America's Preeminent Presidential Doodler

I’ve read at least one book about every U.S. president, never tire of shoehorning presidential trivia into conversations, and am basically an expert at hiding mistakes in my sketchbooks.

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